Brett Cooper — Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

So, you guys, I have to be honest. There is a lot going on in our country right now that makes me question how much freedom of speech we genuinely have. I mean, we literally have people that are being investigated by the FBI, the CIA, reading their texts just for their speech. But then, this week, Afroman, of all people, wins a defamation lawsuit against him on the basis of his freedom of speech. And suddenly, my hope is restored, and yours should be, too.

Now, before we dive into this and talk about the insane clips from this absolutely wild trial, make sure that you like this video and subscribe to the channel if you've not already. And of course, if you want to stay up to date on every single episode that we upload of the Reki Cooper Show, make sure to ring that notification bell. All right, so I am so excited to do this episode because I think my favorite genre of content online right now is celebrity court cases.

Like us getting a inside look into the insanity of these cases, it is just the greatest thing ever. From Johnny Depp to Cardi B to Oh my gosh, what is Paltrow and the skiing case? Everything. I mean, it is just so insane. Oh, we can't forget Young Thug, Truly Humble Under God. I mean, it is just so crazy. And the latest one just might take the cake, the lemon pound cake, if you will. All right, so one thing that you need to know is that this lawsuit against the rapper Afroman, it is the final boss of these Streisand effects.

Because I, like many of you, I am sure, had no idea that this was happening. It's like the Cynthia Erivo clip, like I really had no idea that this was going on, whatever that meme is. I didn't know that that was happening. Because all of this happened like 4 3 years ago. Afroman was releasing all these songs, defaming people, mocking people. We had no idea until the trial started this week and all the clips started circulating.

And so, for the people who sued Afroman and subsequently lost, it is a bad day. Because now, we're all talking and I'm about to dedicate an entire episode to how ridiculous they are. All right, so if you do not know who Afroman is, much like me, he was, you know, before my time, I think. He is a rapper that was most popular between like 2000 and 2002 thanks to his hit song I Got High. And let's just put it all out there, this man loves getting high.

This man loves weed. Just listen to this rundown of some of his most famous songs. Smoke on it, Enjoyed Your Bud, Who Want to Smoke, Dope Fiend, Smoke a Blunt, Smoke Two Blunts, Let's Get High Tonight, Smoke a Blunt With You, I Smoke Weed, Smoke Some Green, Hit This Blunt With Me, Sell Your Dope, and my personal favorite, Deck My Balls. >> I think my favorite one is Smoke a Blunt and then Smoke a Blunt, too, or whatever it is.

It's like he had more to say. He had a lot more to say. Anyway, so yeah, that is the man in question. Like I said, his heyday was almost 30 years ago now, and so these days, he has chosen to live a quieter life. He met a woman, he fell in love with her. I think she's from Ohio, so they bought a five-acre little farm in Ohio. He settled down, he has two kids. He was just happy being Afroman, releasing some music here and there, but just vibing in Adams County, Ohio.

But then, something happened. Something very serious happened that changed Afroman's life. Because in 2022, Winchester PD raided his home after they obtained a search warrant for kidnapping and drug trafficking based on an anonymous tip. But they found nothing. One article reads, "The search on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping" They literally thought that he had like women kidnapped and locked up in his basement, apparently.

"did not yield any evidence or charges against the rapper, whose legal name is Joseph Foreman." But he says that the officers broke his gate and security surveillance wiring, took $400 in cash, and frightened his family. He wasn't home at the time, but his wife and his kids, then 10 and 12 years old, were present. So, he was not home, he was actually in Chicago getting ready to perform a gig, but thanks to the security cameras that he has all over his property and his home, he watched the entire time that they were there as they busted through his gate, busted through his door.

They were tearing through his paperwork, his CD collection, they destroyed furniture, they were going through all of his cash, pocketing some of it, apparently. And so, after the fact, he's like watching all of this take place while he's not home, he gets on the phone with the police department, and they confirm they were there, they confirm, you know, why they had the search warrant, and they also confirm that nothing came of it, that they found nothing.

They're like, "Oh, sorry, yeah, you're not getting arrested, we didn't find anything." And so, he asks, "Okay, well, are you going to fix my door? Are you going to like put things back together? You going to fix my gate or pay to fix my security cameras?" And they said no. They said, "Fat chance, Afroman." And so, at this point, he's pissed. He's already pissed because the whole thing was bogus, it was an anonymous tip, they freaked his kids out, they're not offering to pay for anything, they're not apologizing, they're basically just saying, "Suck it, dude."

And then, this just takes the cake, the lemon pound cake. You'll find out why I keep saying that. Afroman learns that it is going to cost him $20,000 to repair his home. To repair all of the damage from the security system to the gate to the door, all of that, $20,000 to fix the damages on his property. And the cops are still saying we're not going to do anything. And so, Afroman, to his credit, I think that this is a great lesson, we're going to talk about this more in a minute, but he decides to turn this into an opportunity.

Now, that same article continues on and says, quote, "I asked myself, as a powerless black man in America" That's the most lib part of this entire episode, do not worry. It's a powerless black man. He does have power, you're going to see why. "What can I do to the cops that kicked in my door, tried to kill me in front of my kids, stole my money, and disconnected my cameras? And the only thing I could come up with was to make a funny rap song about them and use the money to pay for damages they did, and then move on."

Now, one thing that he mentioned in this quote that I don't think I really touched on when I was talking about the context here, when he's saying like tried to kill me in front of my kids, they didn't know that he wasn't home, but they busted into his home with like AR-15s. Like guns blazing, literally, his kids were there. Like it was a serious thing. It wasn't just like, "Hey, can we like poke around?" Like they rushed in while he was not home.

So, like I said, like he says right here, he decides to turn it into an opportunity, and he writes a six-minute diss track with six minutes of the actual search footage from his security cameras, and he titles it, "Will You Help Me Repair My Door?" Just watch this. >> Will you help me repair my gate? There they all are. Will you help me repair my door? All right, now obviously, even though I would love to sit here and just vibe with you all for six minutes straight, I'm not going to do that, I can't do that for copyright reasons.

So, go watch the entire six-minute music video if you would like to do that, but you get the gist of it. But what I really think we need to hone in on here is that all the while, while he's releasing this song, he is staying positive. Genuinely, as I was going through all this, I was like, "Oh my gosh, I think this man, all the weed aside, like he needs to be some people's role models." Listen to what he had to say in the aftermath, when he was talking about why he released this song, just listen.

I used it in such a way where my problems became my solution, you know what I'm saying? So, I could have just let that be my reality, and that just would have been that, but singing about it and having a good time with it turned it into my solution, you know what I'm saying? Right. So, here I am. My I'm getting like two and three comments on Instagram. Uh I'm I'm doing all right, but, you know, I'm I'm bored. When they kicked the door in, money kicked down the door.

Material kicked down the door. I didn't have nothing to write about. You know, like I'm I'm okay, I'm rich, I can't be rapping about how I'm in the ghetto no more, and you know what I'm saying? But when they kicked down the door, they gave me relevant, interesting material. >> That's an amazing line. They gave me relevant, interesting material. And it's so funny, but again, this is a great lesson because he's like, "I could have sat there and wallowed."

Whether it was 30 years ago when he was writing his first song or whether it was now, it's like, "I could have had a pity party, I could have complained about the situation, but no, this is funny, this is interesting, I've got something to say, so I'm going to turn this into something meaningful." And you might be like, "Brett, a six-minute song about the cops is not meaningful." But you're going to see, this literally changed his life.

I mean, it's kind of like a king move. This man took a crap situation, he used it as inspiration, he felt like he didn't have any power, a powerless black man in America. And so, he got creative, and he gave himself power. And so, if you ever feel stuck in a situation, this should be the big lesson of today's episode. If you ever feel stuck, just remember Afroman. Remember that we always have control over how we respond, how we react to problems in life.

You can turn lemons into lemon pound cake. Sorry, we'll get there. Anyway, Afroman did not stop at that first song because apparently, the inspiration was just overwhelming, it was just coursing through his veins, it kept flowing. And so, next, he decided to start dedicating individual songs to the various individual cops that he caught on his security cameras. One of them, which has gone especially viral, is called Lemon Pound Cake.

And you might be going, "Brett, why do you keep saying this? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?" WELL, it's because one of the fat-bodied police officers, that that's the correct, politically correct term to use, I learned that in a Jubilee video last week. Fat-bodied police officers was especially taken with the lemon pound cake that Afroman and his family had sitting out on the counter. And so, while everybody else was doing the raid, this fat-bodied police officer just kept kind of inching on back to take a peek at the pound cake, which then subsequently inspired this song.

>> Just some lemon pound cake. Mama's lemon pound cake. I mean, it's so good. It is so incredible. But guys, the thing is, we're still not done. Because he did not stop there, he actually turned this whole saga into a 14-song album with songs like The Police Raid, Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera, and Some Days Life Is Hard. But again, remember, he turned lemons into lemon pound cake. He even sold merch promoting the album, promoting the lemon pound cake, as you can see here.

Like it is crazy. And guys, again, all of this was happening somehow, unbeknownst to me. I have definitely not been on the Afroman side of the internet, unfortunately, because I would have loved to be invested in this for the last four years. But I mean, like we have been missing out on trolling that rivals the levels of 50 Cent. Like that's just upsetting. ANYWAY, SO YOU MIGHT BE thinking like, "Okay, Brett, this is all fine and good, whatever, but what does this have to do with our country?

What does this have to do with free speech?" Well, we're about to get to that. So, after this album came out, the police department got a little angry. They didn't like that Afroman was starting to get hundreds of thousands of views on these diss tracks, and so the cops, they banded together, and they decided to sue Afroman for $3.9 million in damages. They sued him for defamation. They said that he defamed them, that he caused them emotional distress, and that he invaded their privacy by talking about them in his songs.

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He was not about to give them $4 million without a fight. And so, all of that brings us to this week when this trial finally took place. And like I said, this is the ultimate Streisand effect, because in the grand scheme of things, most people on the internet did not know about this. They didn't know about the raid, about the albums, about the freaking lemon pound cake. But thanks to social media and the courtroom cameras, oh my god, the entire internet knows about it now, and life just got a lot worse for these cops.

Like if they thought that they were emotionally stressed before because of what Afro Man did, they are now going to be extremely distressed because of what they just walked into. Like the clips that came out of this trial, guys, are just incredible. But here's the thing, before they even got to trial, before they even stepped foot in court this week, Afro Man dropped yet another song to really get everyone into the spirit.

This was 7 days before the trial started. >> You better stop, you crooked cop, before I put you in a song. And so, in this video he has clips from all of the defamations, from all of the press about him. He's been on like local TV, everybody's reporting on the story. Again, unbeknownst to me. So, he includes all of this in the song. That just I mean, that really sends them over the edge. Somebody commented and said, "I've never felt more patriotic in my life, honestly."

And guys, one of the best parts of that whole thing is that Afro Man actually showed up to court wearing that same American flag suit. The cops had no idea what kind of Pandora's Box they had just opened up. Somebody also posted this on TikTok and said, "Judge realizing this is about to be in a music video later." Like everything you say can and will be used against you in an Afro Man music video is essentially what was going on in this courtroom.

So, now we can get into some of these clips from the courtroom. Like you just need to watch the lemon pound cake song being played in front of the officer who inspired it. Just watch. You were uh called Officer Pound Cake by Mr. Foreman? Multiple Multiple times. You were called >> of pound cakes at work from different people. I love that's the problem. I freaking love pound cakes. I wish I was getting hundreds of pound cakes.

And the context of that name comes from a music video that Mr. Foreman created, correct? >> I don't know where he got all of that, but You would admit that you were the glasses walking by the lemon pound cake on the counter? Yes. And that is security footage from the search of Mr. Foreman's residence? I assume, yes. Now, what makes this even better, because obviously that clip was mild in the grand scheme of things, is that Mr.

Officer Lemon Pound Cake in the lawsuit claimed that Afro Man's songs and the internet mockery led to his divorce. Like that was a big part of the case was like, "This was so awful for my life and my marriage. Like my family was broken apart because of the songs that Afro Man was posting online." But guys, you really just can't make this up, because guess what? His own ex-wife took the stand as Afro Man's only witness.

Just watch. >> So, Miss Grimes, has Mr. Foreman's posts about Sean or any of the general posts about the Adams County Sheriff's Department as a whole affected your life any at all? No. Would you believe it would have affected your life while you were married to to Sean? If it had any effect, I guess that would be the time it would have an effect. But as his spouse, you would have expected it. Yes. Okay. And I don't want you going into too many detail, but is it fair to say that Mr.

Foreman, the posts about the police department and everything had not a damn thing to do with your relationship between you and Sean and why it came to an end? >> no, it did not. She looks so exhausted. She's like, "I literally just divorced this man. I went through my entire legal proceedings, and now I am sitting here again because he is suing a rapper over being called Officer Lemon Pound Cake." Like her and all of her life choices are just like running through her brain at this moment.

She looks exhausted. Now, needless to say, the internet loves this woman. Like everybody is hoping that her casseroles are always warm, that her hair is always perfectly permed. They love her. She also said in this testimony that at the time when she was actually married to this man that the officers were laughing about the music, they were not taking it seriously, which in the case was one of the nails in the coffin.

And like I said, obviously the comments have been hysterical. Somebody said, "I've never been more jealous of people getting jury duty." Another person said, "I am not mature enough to be in this courtroom. I would be held in contempt for laughing hysterically." Somebody else said, "I would literally use my PTO to be on this story." Literally, I would too. I'm missing out. I'm watching from the sidelines. I need to figure out how to get into these courtrooms without being sued myself.

But anyway, guys, back to the story. Now, you might have assumed, you know, that once Afro Man got sued, once he finished that first album, that he would just focus on the trial, he would get back to doing his Afro Man thing, whatever that is, living in Ohio, back to business as usual. But no, because in that week leading up to the trial, he didn't just release that one song. No, he decided to go even further and release even more songs about different cops that he had not spoken about previously.

Essentially saying, "If you want emotional distress, if you want me to invade your privacy and use our likeness in my music videos, I will give you emotional distress." One of these songs in particular was called Lick 'Em Low, Lisa, which was about the female cop involved in the raid. And I will just play you a brief clip, because this music video, the song in its entirety, I don't think is something that is appropriate for this program.

But just watch. >> Lisa. Lick 'Em Low, Lisa. He went full out on this one. Like in the other music videos, it was him walking around his property, in his house singing with his bong, whatever he's doing. He was using the clips of the raid. No, this one he hired an actor. That woman that was running in the music video, that was somebody he hired to play Lick 'Em Low, Lisa. I mean, it was like insane. They had women that this like cop was chasing.

It was a whole thing. Like this man staged an entire production to go after Lisa. And so, obviously they brought Lisa onto the stand. And this poor lawyer, you have to hear what he had to ask her. Mr. Foreman posted that Lisa Phillips likes to have sex with other women. He used other words. She ate my ex-wife just like pizza. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] eating, blah, blah, blah. This poor lawyer.

I mean, I'm watching him, he's like, "What has my life come to?" Like, "Dude, you should be excited. You are becoming internet viral right now. You should be having a little bit more fun with this." I will say though, I do think one of the things that these courtroom drama things on social media has exposed is how truly ridiculous so many cases in the world are. Like attorneys are not out here doing things that are straight out of Scandal or TV shows like Suits.

Like I feel like most of it is actually straight out of Parks and Rec and it was Parks and Rec and Development. Like that is what I have learned from all of these cases. Anyway, we're still not done, because this still is not the best part, not even the best part of Lick 'Em Low, Lisa. Because then, as they do with all of these people, they some of the for her to listen Guys, like when I first watched this clip, I thought it was the person recording the screen that was laughing.

I was like, "Oh my god, no, it's Lisa." She's literally on the stand crying because of the song. That right there, that might be the most honest part of the entire trial, because she certainly does look distressed, I will say. But not as distressed as the other cop who thought that Afro Man could potentially be sleeping with his wife thanks to this song that Afro Man dropped a mere 24 hours before the trial. Again, this man does not stop.

Watch this. Yeah. That's why I [ __ ] his wife and got filthy rich. Guys, I should have put a disclaimer on this episode. Like this is not what you watch with your children, because this man is so unhinged. But like I'm genuinely telling you, again, this rivals 50 Cent. If you thought that 50 Cent like trolling Diddy, if you thought that was like peak trolling, no, it is Afro Man. Especially because thanks to this song, that cop then had to testify about whether his wife was actually sleeping with Afro Man.

But guys, he couldn't give a clear answer about whether that was actually happening or not. So, you're claiming that is the defamation statement is that That said he had sex with your wife. Yes. Okay. And that's painted you in a false light. It's caused tremendous pain in my life. I'll get to that. We have to go through false light first. So, does it paint you in a false light? Yes, that my wife is cheating on me with Mr.

Foreman. But we all know that's not true, correct? I don't know. It's so good. It's just literally so absurd. Somebody commented and said, "Having a cop testify under oath that he isn't sure if his wife is effing Afroman is a level of effing with the police previously unknown." Like this genuinely makes 2020, it makes BLM look like child's play. Like guys, if you wanted to make a dent, you did not need to be marching in the streets and laundering money.

You should have just been making songs with Afroman. Anyway, one of the bright spots here, even though I don't even know why I just said that cuz my cheeks literally hurt because I'm like smiling and laughing so much just because this is so ridiculous. Anyway, one of the bright spots is that throughout all of this, Afroman's lawyer was truly remarkable. And the best part is he looks like he was having so much fun. Like compare what we're about to watch to the other attorney who looked like he was so miserable.

Like he could not believe what his life had just come to, that he had to be reading these lyrics, working with these cops who were just like crying on the stand. Like this man loves his job. He realizes that just an absolute gold mine of virality and popularity has landed in his lap and he had fun. And honestly, this needs to be played in law schools around the country. Just watch. Nobody looks at Lil Wayne's song [ __ ] Monster and says, "There's a monster IN THAT SONG."

COMEDIAN. HE EXAGGERATES FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT. The same thing I knew when I was watching Johnny Carson, the late night show, and SNL, Saturday Night Live, with my grandfather when I was a kid. That's all entertainment. They make fun of everybody for entertainment. In my opinion, I [ __ ] his WIFE DOGGY STYLE. THAT HONESTLY is a masterful defense. Like you can't be mad. Like it's a free country. It's entertainment.

He is an entertainer. He has written outlandish songs out his entire career. This is not new. He's not doing this to take down these cops. Specifically, he's doing what he does, turning lemons into lemon pound cake, obviously. And what I didn't show you there is that the lawyer just takes it even farther and he like talks about the song WAP. He talks about all of these crazy songs and he's like, "Did you think it was real?

Was this written for you? Did you not like it? Did you sue them over it?" No, you moved on with your life, which is what you should do now. And like watching that clip, suddenly I'm just so pissed that I did not go to law school. Like I could have been doing this. I assumed it would be boring, but if I thought I had cases like this, maybe I would have reconsidered. Anyway, now obviously all of this is hysterical. Again, my cheeks are hurting because I've been having such a good time talking about this.

It is top-tier trolling. But in his testimony, and this is really where it gets patriotic, Afroman made really important and very patriotic points about his right to free speech and free trolling. What they did searching your house gave you the right to do everything you Under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech after they run around my house with guns and kick down my door, I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time.

Yes, I do. And I think I'm a sport for doing so cuz I don't go to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them. Ooh, mic drop. Because guys, he did not stop there. And this is how he responded when the attorney pressed him on hurting Lic 'Em Low Lisa's feelings. So, if you've been empathizing with Lic 'Em Low Lisa, just listen to this. You knew she was upset.

Just like she knew I was upset when she was standing in front of my kids with a AR-15 with her hand around the trigger ready to shoot me. Uh just like she knew I was upset when she cut my cameras. But I'm not a person, she is. So, I'm sorry for being a victim. Let's talk ABOUT THE PREDATORS. OOH, I MEAN IT IS so good. Like he had that ready. He was like, "I'm not even going to let you finish. I'm not even going to like agree with your premise here because it is so ridiculous."

Needless to say, Afroman won the case. The jury unanimously said, "Yeah, he is in the right. There was no defamation. He does not need to give anybody $4 million." And Afroman could have made this just about him, but he didn't. He says that this is a win for everybody. It is actually a win for America. I didn't win. America won. America still has freedom of speech. It's still for the people, by the people. >> [cheering] >> Afroman becoming emotional there as he says this fight was bigger than him.

It was about free speech and what he describes as corruption in this sheriff's department. >> guys, like America's not a real country. Obviously it is and we are so great, but it is just like so hysterical. Like I just think about all the things that have gone viral this week, everything that is going on in the world, and now we're all championing this insane rapper from almost 30 years ago as he talks about free speech and fighting back against corruption.

And suddenly, I mean it is just It's just like remarkable. And honestly, it is very, very based. And so now Afroman is even posting like memes and funny things about limited government and how he hates big government. He's using the cops, obviously, even more in his social media now, but it is just incredibly iconic. And honestly, how cool for him? Because now, more than 20 years, almost 30 years after that first hit song of like I got high, he just put himself back on the map.

Like somebody commented and said, "I had no idea who Afroman was until 2 days ago." Literally me either. I had heard the name. I genuinely thought he was some like reggae artist. I had no idea he was a rapper. Certainly did not know he was living in Ohio. I didn't know that he loved weed so much. Well, I guess he was a reggae guy, he probably would have liked weed too. Anyway, the point is, even though this was very funny and it's viral on social media and I wanted to break it down for you guys, I really do think that this is a lesson on how you can control how you respond to adversity in life.

Like you can roll over and you can [ __ ] and moan pretending like you have no options, or you can make an option for yourself where you [ __ ] and moan for millions of people to hear, resulting in the resurrection of your career and vengeance and justice. And that, my friends, is the American dream if I have ever seen it. Is my baby crying? [music] What am I doing? Marsh. Feel like an influencer ready?

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