Candace Owens — WTF? Black Lives Matter Has A List of Demands for White People!

So Black Lives Matter leader just released a list of 10 things white people should give to black people. And I have to say, I haven't been ambitious enough in my letters to Santa. My name is Candace Owens, and you are watching my blog series The Middle of the Coon. So a lot of people have been wondering, what does Black Lives Matter want? I mean, today it seems like all they've really accomplish is burning down black neighborhoods, pissing off police officers and ruining future employment opportunities for black kids that ride on their behalf and get arrested.

Fortunately, Chanel Helm, the co-founder of BLM in Louisville, Kentucky, lays it out clearly in a pointed article entitled White People. Here are 10 requests from a Black Lives matter leader. Personally, I haven't seen a list as colorful since Baruca Salt told Willy Wonka that she wanted a geese to lay gold eggs for Easter, but hey, I'm just here to report the facts. Boom, uh, boom, uh, doom, dee, dee. If you are wise to listen to me...

Number one on her list, Chanel would like white people who have no children to leave their homes to black or brown families. So, like, if you worked your entire life to be able to afford a home, but forgot to procreate, and you're thinking, hmm, I'm gonna leave my home, to my brother, or my sister. No, no, think again, Whitey. Number two, she explains that if you inherit a home, so like if your mom died and she left you a house.

She just immediately give it away to a black or brown family because you will be able to earn that somewhere else down the line in your white privileged life. Her words, not mine. number 3 is for developers. She wants you guys to build homes and let lot people live in them for free. I don't see any economical issues with that. And before, you can afford to downsize, like, I don't know, maybe your kids are off to college or something, then she expects you to move out and let a black family move in, preferably a black family that comes from generation of poverty.

I like that one the most because she says preferably an impoverished black family, but like it doesn't have to be, so you could also move out of your house and give it to a rich black family. Number five, I'm going to read verbatim, which is just white people. If any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racist assholes change the will. do it right now. Six. Rebudget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

I mean, I don't know the rest of you, but every time I go to a white person's house, I see that they have HBO. I'm thinking, that's like 2599 a month that could be going to me. Number 7 is for white woman because this is your specialty. Nosy Jenny and meddling Kathy. Get a racist fired. Get your boss fired because they racist too. Number eight, she just uses to back up number 7 and she dedicates it to little DICK white men.

She wants white woman to also get them fired. Number nine, she wants these white girls to address these little DICK white men. And if they need to, assault them. Number 10, everybody. I won today. I want tomorrow. I want to wear them like braising my hair and I don't want to share them. Here's the thing. Some people might watch this video and think that I'm speaking out against black people. Actually, that's not true, but it couldn't be more the opposite.

What I'm doing here is speaking up for black people. For the 1000000s of us who do not think like this, who are not this ignorant, who are not this petulant, and who would never list something so low aiming as a list that this girl presented to the community. It is incumbent upon each and every one of us black people, who are aiming for education and advancement in society by not dwelling on the past, but looking towards our futures, to stand up and to say that this is absolutely and utterly reprehensible, reprehensible, not just because of its fantastical element, but because it truly paints a grotesque picture of the African-American community.

It paints us like hobos and beggars who cannot accomplish anything on our own that's sticking our hands out. It is an absolute shame that a woman like this is given a platform to speak, period. The facts are that every way since the beginning of humankind has experienced slavery, and only one of them is asking for reparation from people who didn't enslave them. Are there things that Caucasian people can help us rally for that will help close the gap on some systemic oppressions from the past?

Absolutely. Asking them to give up their homes is not one of them. We will not tolerate this depiction of African Americans in the media. Every time I see something as mediocre as this, I will speak out against it. I like to wrap this up with a pro fund raising tip. When asking people for money, maybe don't refer to them as meddling Kathies and nosy jennies and little DICK white men.